Avoid the Worst Dressed List – What Baby Boomers Should NOT Wear

Avoiding the Baby Boomer Worst Dressed List Guayaberas are my favorite hate attire. If you can hate clothing. Makes you look like a pharmacist or a barber. Now I’m not dissing barbers or druggists, … [Read more...]

Deciphering the Crazy Lyrics of Baby Boomer Rock Hits of the 50s and 60s

People, and I mean you baby boomer people, what were bands thinking when back in the day they came out with rock hits whose lyrics made no sense whatever? Be Bop A Lula by Gene Vincent – … [Read more...]

Adult Diaper Stories – Baby Boomers in Diapers – Then and Now

We started out young, soft, and leaky. And we’re gonna end up old, soft, and leaky. But it occurred to me as I thumbed through the Walgreens flyer in the Sunday paper that there is no imagination in … [Read more...]

States Where Baby Boomers Ought to Retire

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The AARP just published its list of the best and worst states to retire in. Not as in the state of confusion. These United States. Ready? Baby Boomers, pay attention.  The AARP is full of … [Read more...]

How to Piss Off a Baby Boomer at the Box Office

Let’s get this right out front: The movie theater doesn’t piss me off, but the ticket seller does. I have all my hair. It’s graying, not white. I don’t use a walker or roll an oxygen tank behind me. … [Read more...]